Lyrics

Bow Tie Boyfriend

There’s a place in Hell
for a certain kind of hair gel
well there should be
hey why lie?
And a shelf as well as
a no man’s land around it
for the sleazy so called bow tie.

Madam I’m Adam
said Adam to Eve
the snake has suggested this tie
for your guy.
Adam, said Eve
one question please
what kind of guy would wear that kind of tie?

What kind of guy
would wear that kind of tie?
What kind of guy
would wear that…

Cleopatra and Antony
back from their date
the night on the Nile did not satisfy
Tony’s romantic
but she cannot deny
there’s no romance in that cheesy bow tie.

There’s a place in Hell
for a certain kind of hair gel
well there should be
hey why lie?
And a shelf as well as
a no man’s land around it
for the sleazy so called bow tie.

And a shelf as well as
a no man’s land around it
for the sleazy so called…


words and music by Bobbo Staron